Scrump from the PWTCAST
Bang, bang, boys.
I have a lot to say about this movie so I’m going to get right to it.
Visually looks great, has some solid action sequences but I just have so many issues with it. I have no problem with a Star Wars story not revolving around the Skywalkers being told. I loved Rogue One, liked Solo, and are super into Mando right now but this IS supposed to be chapter 8 in the story and Rian Johnson decides to veer off course from what JJ brilliantly set up for him to tell another story. Again, nothing wrong with non Skywalker stories but this IS supposed to keep telling that story.
Laura Dern’s character JUST had to tell Poe what the plan was and they could’ve avoided half of the plot but instead she doesn’t and it makes no sense. Poe is clearly a high ranking official but let’s not tell him information he should be privy to.
-Leia flying literally made me say “oh fuck off” audibly in theaters. The powers of the force have never been defined, I get it, but she should’ve died to further Kylo’s descent into madness especially since we’ve never seen or been told of her Jedi training until episode 9.
Luke is supposed to be THE Jedi. Trained by Obi Wan and Yoda and being able to over come the dark side, he’s the fucking man. But in this film he’s a surly old man who scoffs at the notion of being called upon to take down the first order as if that’s something that would be uncharacteristic of him. On top of him trying to kill Ben because he sensed evil goes against the entire arc episodes 4-6 built for him. There’s nothing wrong with PTSD Luke, there’s a way to tell that but Rian again tells a story that makes no sense to the point that Mark constantly spoke up about it but was a professional and did what he needed to do.
You bring in Brianne of Tarth to play Captain Phasma and the whole character is wasted. She fights twice and gets jobbed out both times and then told “she’s a great character in the books”. Fantastic. I don’t read the books I watch the movies. Her armor is made from the shop Padme used in episode 1 but unless I’m reading the books I never learn that.
The Casino scene is a giant waste that ultimately leads to nothing more than Benicio turning on them and then never showing up again in episode 9 to get his comeuppance, Rose blabbing on about economic disparity and war profiteering in the galaxy, and again just leads to nothing in episode 9.
Finn gets completely wasted by the dumb side mission of the Casino. He’s got so much story to tell in that he’s a defected storm trooper but they kind of just yada yada that after using him to get into the imperial ship. They split him and Rey who’ve got such good chemistry in Force Awakens to stick him with Rose who’s Chemistry with Finn is that of a lamp and a dying turtle, and again if Laura Dern just TELLS him the plan he doesn’t have to waste this movie in a casino.
But my biggest gripe with the movie is Rey’s backstory. The whole mystery of episode 7 is who are her parents, what happened to her as a kid, and why is she such a good force wielder. Instead of giving the fans what they want, Rian wants to subvert expectations and not have Rey be some lost scion of an ancient family but instead just a kid from a desert world in the middle of nowhere.
Makes no sense how she could go toe to toe with the son of Leia and Han Solo if she’s just a nobody. If they wanted her to be a nobody they could’ve at least made her a Knight of Ren who got their memory wiped if they really didn’t want her related to like Obi Wan or Luke.
But instead of making her character interesting and complex they brand her a Mary Sue by just making her born incredibly powerful and having to have done literally no work to make it so.
Granted we learn her true history in episode 9 but come the fuck on.
Sorry for the 5 paragraph essay, I just hate this movie for having ruined what I thought was going to be an awesome new trilogy.
-Scrump