My fictional guess:
Dustin: …and then Smash my head for real on the car.
Hager: What do you mean for real?
Dustin: Literally Smash my head on the car and while you are at it take the car door and slam it on my arm.
Hager: I don’t think any these spots are good ideas.
Dustin: You’re right, they aren’t good ideas, they are great ideas.
Hager: Whatever you say.