Phrases WWE Say That You Cant Stand

Mr X just “knocked off” Mr Y

Isn’t this a euphemism for masturbation?

We’re on the road to (WrestleMania, SummerSlam, Money in the Bank). fill in whatever is up next.

I feel bad for Michael Cole. He has to squeeze in social media plugs, terrible nicknames, PR bullshit like Be a Star. It makes him sound like a soulless drone.

“The WWE Title is held in abeyance”

Just say it’s vacant you dickhead. Why Vince insists on treating his audience like morons and then throws out a word no one ever uses in real life is beyond me.

I also hate calling wrestlers “Sports Entertainers”. I have no problem using Sports Entertainment as a catch all for what the WWE does but the people in the ring are professional wrestlers. They are wrestling. The show itself is Sports Entertainment but the matches in the ring are professional wrestling, stop being ashamed of the product you put out - people might take it more seriously if you stop trying to sell them on the idea that what you do isn’t that carny shit.

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Vintage Deezy

He can argue with anything. It’s extraordinary.

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“WWE Universe”, “NXT Universe”.

Ladies, you won’t be needed in Saudi Arabia.