Brother Pollock & Brother Ting,
I was headed to my office Christmas party tonight & you won’t believe what was waiting for me on my porch when I stepped outside…That’s right, a new holiday record from Donald trump’s favorite R&B group, Braxton Witherspoon & The Smart Marks!
Braxton & the gang wanted me to tell you & all the POST-Marks that they hope everyone has a safe & happy holiday season, and they’ll see you all next year!
Braxton Witherspoon & The Smart Marks - "Up On The T.V."
“Televised wrestling, Televised wrestling
So many shows, so many shows…
Televised wrestling, Televised wrestling
So many shows, so many shows…
Up on the T.V., “Raw Is War”
It’s another 3-hour bore.
It’s not much better Friday night on Fox…
But now we’ve got more choices on our box.
Impact & MLW, the NWA makes the old-school new.
So hop in my sleigh, won’t you take a ride?
And let The Smart marks be your T.V. Guide!
Oh, Oh, Oh! Too many shows.
Oh, Oh, Oh! Too many shows.
Grab the remote now, click, click, click
Time to watch wrestling, which show will you pick? (2Xs)
Televised wrestling, Televised wrestling
So many shows, so many shows…
Televised wrestling, Televised wrestling
So many shows, so many shows…
But Wednesday is my favorite night – NXT & Dy-No-Mite!
The Undisputed Era & Keith Lee, “Mama Mia” it’s BRAND SUPREMACY!
Over on TNT, it’s AE-Dub. “Le Champion”, gimme a lil’ bit of the bub!
Join The Dark Order, please don’t delay. Then we can all wear gimp masks on Christmas Day!
Oh, Oh, Oh! Too many shows.
Oh, Oh, Oh! Too many shows.
Grab the remote now, click, click, click
Time to watch wrestling, which show will you pick? (2Xs)
What’s the best gift for all the boys & girls?
Is it ROH or a subscription to New Japan World?
Well my Fite TV credits are almost gone.
Can I get a loan from Tony Khan?
Now I love all the action in the ring.
But is all this wrestling too much of a good thing?
Now fellas, don’t spoil the fun.
There’s enough great wrasslin’ for everyone!
Up on the T.V., you’ve got choice, so let these companies hear your voice.
But no matter which promotion you stan…It’s a great time to be a wrasslin’ fan!
Oh, Oh, Oh! Too many shows.
Oh, Oh, Oh! Too many shows.
Grab the remote now, click, click, click
Time to watch wrestling, which show will you pick? (2Xs)”