**CHRISTMAS JINGLE CONTEST 2023** (Deadline: Thurs. December 21)

It’s that time of the year again as POST Wrestling prepares for its annual Christmas Show.

This year, our Christmas Show will be released on Christmas Eve and as always, we want to hear your CHRISTMAS JINGLES.

The annual POST Christmas Jingle Contest is open to everyone and we encourage your creativity in submitting a jingle (preferably without copyright music) and under 2 minutes.

Post your submissions in this thread by the deadline of Thursday, December 21st at Noon Eastern. We will review all submissions on the Christmas Show and announce the winner at the end.

Submissions can also be sent to [email protected].

Below are some past examples:

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(John/Wai - I apologize for the length of the song; please feel free to hit stop once you have the general idea. Hope everyone in the Post Wrestling Universe enjoys and has a happy holiday!)

Do They Know It’s Vince McMahon?

https://youtu.be/uQfA5VHa9cg?si=7A4Tv2U-KBTlZ7Qw

It’s Vince McMahon
There’s no need to be afraid
All his affairs
Have been settled by now (Or at least NDA’d)

And in the world of Sports Entertainment
All the diehard wrestling fans
Can enjoy watching the show
Without the McMahons

But wait a sec…
Look who came crawling back
Not CM Punk, but that other jerk
Known as Vinnie Mac

Sure, he’s no longer the owner
But he damn sure has a stake
And the only thing for certain
Are all the rules he’ll break

And while TKO are the owners
We don’t really think that’s true
Well tonight, it’s Triple H instead of you

And there’ll still be lots of roster cuts
In Vince’s time
The gift they’ll get’s a
90-day non-compete

After three months of bein’ gone
They’ll get a call from Tony Khan
Do They Know It’s Vince McMahon At All?

Here’s to you
Wrestling shows that are really lame
Hire new wrestlers
Then force them to change their name
And Do They Know It’s Vince McMahon At All?

Lead The Marks

Lead The Marks

Lead The Marks
Let Them Know It’s Vince McMahon

Lead The Marks
Let Them Know It’s Vince McMahon

Lead The Marks
Let Them Know It’s Vince McMahon

Lead The Marks
Let Them Know It’s Vince McMahon

Lead The Marks
Let Them Know It’s Vince McMahon

Lead The Marks
Let Them Know It’s Vince McMahon

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Hey John & Wai, Ian from Best Film Ever here.

It’s always an honour to throw my proverbial hat in the ring for another Christmas Jingle Contest. This year I’ve recruited Georgia - also from Best Film Ever - to help with a little call and response in this year’s entry.

Thanks for everything you guys do all year long to keep the whole POST Wrestling machine running so smoothly all year long…

With that we present: Baby It’s The Bloodline

Lyrics:

G: Say who’s in that ring?
I: Oh baby, it’s the bloodline
G: They’ve won everything
I: Oh yes dear they’re doing fine
G:Those twins look upset (I: Jimmy and Jey), I hope they’ll be ok
I: They’re just not feeling that Ucey today

G: An honourary uce today?
I: That ginger guy, he is Sami Zayn
G: Is he loyal to Roman Reigns?
I: He’ll be the difference at the War Games
G: He’ll be the most over of them all
I: His momentum though it will stall
G: There’s no way they can screw up this call
I: They’ll job him out when in Montreal

G: Now the Rumble is won
I: By the guy with the tattooed neck
G: Does he win the belt?
I: His story’s not over yet
G: That makes no sense - what does that even mean?
I: Just buy the shirts, they’re all the same colour scheme

G: Tribal combat begins
I: Jey gets pulled on the floor
G: Now these twins are going to war
I: It’s Uces Deuces and he’ll be out the door
G: Roman Jimmy and Jey
Both: Oh acknowledge the bloodline

I: The Bloodline are now in your ditty.

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This is brilliant and absolutely ridiculous. Great efforts all round so far

Hello John & Wai! HH from Sweden here - long time listener, first time jinglemaker. My submission is a duet between Tony Khan and Phil Brooks, rudely interupted by Jungleboy Jack Perry. Being horrible at impersonations, I´ve provided you with the lyrics down below so you can know who is supposed to sing what.

Please forgive any bad grammar and such! English is my second language lmao

https://youtu.be/WUDfOTuRO-U

Fairytale of the Second City Saint

TONY KHAN:
It was sunday eve babe
At All Out
An old man said to me
I work with children
And then he ate a bunch
From Mindys Bakery
I turned my face away
And cringed in agony

Got on the punky one
Came in Elite to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year´s not for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you Punky!
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

CM PUNK:
They’ve got some big stars
They’ve got rivers of gold
And the workload´s not crazy
Good place for the old!
TK take my hand
And I’ll sign for ye
As long as not Ryback is waiting for me

TONY KHAN:
You were handsome
You were pretty
King of second city
When the crowd stopped cheering
They howl out for more
But problems were lingering
Backstage you were swinging
But we kissed on a corner
and danced through the night

The boys of the AEW choir
Were singing Glory Days
As the bells were ringing out
from Punks first day

JUNGLE BOY:
You’re a bum
CM Punk
I wanna be Terry Funk
Lying there almost dead with my ass in real glass

CM PUNK:
Now you listen to your old ones!
Look what happened to Goldberg!
You’re a kid Im the grownup
I’ll choke your ass out COME HERE!

The boys of the AEW choir
Were singing Glory Days
As the bells were ringing out
from Punks last day

TONY KHAN:
Why couldn’t you’ve been somewhat
Like Edge or Danielson
You took my dreams from me
and I had to fire you
But I should’ve kept you babe
Should’ve kept you for my own
I can’t make it all alone
I’ve built Collision around you

Now the boys of the WWE
Are singing Glory Days
As the bells are ringing out
from Punks first day

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yo fellas, thanks for another year of your hard work and dedication! here’s my submission, a parody of Nat King Cole’s “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)”, written on behalf of other fans like me that have completely stopped watching rasslin for years (decades, even), and only keep up to date through you guys! all instruments/vocals produced and performed by yours truly.

on my end, I’m working on new stuff, actually got a grant from the Mississauga Arts Council to do my next single! and I’m working on Grammy-nominated rap group Grits’ new project (they did AJ Styles’ TNA theme)

merry Christmas and happy new year to the both of you

theidentitycrisis.com

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Brother Pollock & Brother Ting,

I woke up this morning after a late night at the Poisonrana Christmas party with a splitting headache. I guess trying to go shot for shot with Braden and Davie and then watching a “WOW: Wonen Of Wrestling” marathon with Siino was a bad idea!

But when i checked my phone, i found a weird text from an unkown number that simply said “I’m Back. - BW”. When i clicked on the attachment, you can imagine my surprise when i heard a brand new holiday song from Braxton Witherspoon and the crew!

I hope you, the POST family, and all of the POST Marks out there have a safe and joy filled holiday season! :fist:t5::christmas_tree::100:

“Silver Bells (WTH)" - Braxton Witherspoon & The Smart Markettes

Silver bells, what the hells?

CM Punk has returned to the WWE.

Ring-a-ling, his watch rings.

Soon it will be Clobberin’ Time!

Got a story y’all about my man Paul up in Stamford CT.

In the air there’s a feeling of petty.

Paul’s got a plan, gonna sign a man who can change the whole game.

And up on every dirt sheet you read…

They’re saying “Silver bells, what the hells?

CM Punk has returned to the WWE”.

Ring-a-ling, his watch rings.

Soon it will be Clobberin’ Time!

Second City, oh so pretty, my guy Jermaine’s so mean.

As the bakers bake up all their muffins.

Chi-Town’s got class, they won’t use real glass.

This is Phil Brooks’ kinda scene.

And amongst all his people you hear (they’re saying)…

“Silver bells, what the hells?

CM Punk has returned to the WWE”.

Ring-a-ling, his watch rings.

Soon it will be Clobberin’ Time.

“What the hells, silver bells?

CM Punk has returned to the WWE”!

Ring-a-ling, his watch rings.

Soon it will be Clobberin’ Time!

Soon it will be Clobberin’ Time! (3xs)

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The return we’ve been waiting for!

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Thanks to everyone who entered! We’ll be contacting all the entrants this week.

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“You know I am in a committed relationship with Lisa Moretti.” I WAS HOWLING AT THAT! Braxton Witherspoon loves his Ivory!

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As somebody who absolutely loves the original Pogues song, this song had me laughing out loud and smiling the whole time.

So much fun.

Thanks a ton! Glad you liked it. Looking forward on defending my championship next christmas (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

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I love Fairytale of the Second City Saint :joy::joy::joy:

Like John said, Punk needs to hear this song and come back to AEW :joy:

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Thanks a ton! ʚ(´꒳`