Progress Chapter 79 Results: One Big Neck with Sausage Hands

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Event: Progress Wrestling Chapter 79

Date: Monday, November 26th

Venue: The Electric Ballroom in Camden

Submitted by:
Steve Harris

Pre-show match
Jordan Breaks over Joe Bailey

Jordan Devlin over Mark Andrews

Jinny and Laura Di Matteo over Nina Samuels and Charlie Morgan

Jimmy Havoc vs Drew Parker
This match never started. Havoc attacked Parker before the bell until Spike Trivet ran in to help Parker. Chuck Mambo and Pastor William Eaver chased them off, before turning heel and attacking Havoc, leading to a 4 on 1 beatdown. At one point they Pillmanised all 4 of Havoc’s limbs SIMULTANEOUSLY

Jordynne Grace over Isla Dawn

Progress Atlas Championship Open Challenge
Trent Seven over Kyle Fletcher to retain

Anti Fun Police (Los Federales Santos Jr and Chief Deputy Dunne) over Team Tremendous (Bill Carr and Dan Barry)

Eddie Dennis over Mark Haskins

Trivet, Parker, Mambo, and Eaver returned and beat down both men after the match

Travis Banks over David Starr