Retribution Name Generation Thread

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Hello everyone. McGuire here and I have crunched the numbers to come up with a cutting edge actuarial system to determine YOUR (yes, YOU!) Retribution name! Share your results below.

Birth month:

January - Bloody
February - Rusty
March - Enormous
April - Sharpened
May - Loaded
June - Hidden
July - Disease-ridden
August - Soiled
September - Street-smart
October - Rocket-Propelled
November - Dull
December - Double-Barreled

And the first letter of your last name:

A - Hunting Rifle
B - Machete
C - Knife
D - Condom Filled With Narcotics
E - Uzi
F - Lead Pipe
G - Wrench
H - Gun
I - Board With A Nail In It
J - Molotov Cocktail
K - Rock
L - Shotgun
M - Attack Dog
N - Bazooka
O - Sock Filled With Marbles
P - Shiv
Q - Needle
R - Ninja Star
S - Headbutt*
T - Grenade
U - Cannon
V - Musket
W - Cleaver
X - Sock Filled With Marbles
Y - Eye Poke*
Z - Crowbar

*this name is only permissible on RAW Underground

Henceforth I shall be addressed as Double-Barrelled Attack Dog. Thank you.

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Street-smart Knife joining your ranks Double-Barrelled Attack Dog. :+1:

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“Dull Rock”… which is also an apt description of every star WWE has tried to create for the last 20 years.

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Great. I am Disease-Ridden Ninja Star.

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I can picture Michael Cole saying it now…Here comes the Enormous Condom Filled With Narcotics.

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That’s good shit, pal.

SPOILERS FOR NEXT MONDAY’S RAW:

I have confirmed with my sources at WWE that Mia Yim will debut on RAW Underground next week under her new moniker Sharpened Eye Poke. Stay tuned.

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Disease-Ridden Shiv!

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Enormous Cleaver

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Soiled Condom Filled With Narcotics. Kind of a mouthful but I guess I was born with it.

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Why am I relegated to only RAW Underground?

Dull Eye Poke clap clap clap-clap-clap

… me and the short sticks. :pleading_face:

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The Val Venis of Retribution.

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Street-smart Machete :hocho:

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Sharpened hunting rifle reporting for duty.

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Loaded Hunting Rifle

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Rusty Attack Dog

Damn right I am rusty! I’ve been locked up since March! Let me out!

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Hidden Condom Filled with Narcotics… well at least I wasn’t born in January

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Loaded Machete… sure why not, though that does sound like something creative would come up with.

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This one makes too much sense, they probably wouldn’t be able to get the copyright. Also, I think certain executive would object to the word “Hunting” in somebody’s name.

Maybe LowDead Ryfle?

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Disease ridden Machete

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The Loaded Experience