the Pun Appreciation Thread (PAT)

Rewind-A-Raw 6-4-18

Wai has had enough of Raw this week and is anxious to get to ‘Wai-ing in on Total Bellas’, but he gets in a quick PAT when Tyler eliminates Dolph with a missed it’s mark drop kick …

‘it was probably Breeze causing a breeze to eliminate Dolph Ziggler. It looked terrible.’

Rewind-A-Raw 6-11-18

I’m dig this idea so I’m giving credit.

John says that at Money in the Bank, Elias should work it into his bit at the beginning that Punk is dead.

upNXT 6-7-18

Gotta give one for the title of this episode:

Don’t Stop B’Leeding

(nice touch with the apostrophe also)

Rewind-A-Smackdown 6-12-18

Not sure how John and Nate were going to worm their way out of all the Rodman puns, but here we are!

Nate - ‘Dennis Rodman is trying to bring about a New World Order’.

John - ‘he’s like a bull in a Chyna (spelling mine) shop’

Nate - ‘for any engine to get going you need some pistons

John - ‘this could spur on a different discussion’

John- ‘maybe it’ll be Xavier Woods getting the briefcase, he went up up and then down down’

John gets in JoHawk for Samoa Joe’s new hair cut.

Nate then goes back to the dugout for the corked bat and unleashes this bomb:

‘it felt like he had less hair, this week he had Samoa’

Round the bases Nate, Touch 'Em All.

(not sure John will be waiting at the plate for a hi five for ya as he did not see this stratosphere blast)

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